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film fan finding:harry potter and the order of the phoenix

I’m glad I’m not a professional film critic.  While that would be a dream job, I would get fired once I turned in a review of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  I’m not a Harry Potter fan…there, I said it.  So I was dragged to this movie against my will.  I saw Order of the Phoenix and still have no idea what it’s about. 

Let’s see…it was dark and ominous.  Harry and his friends discover a secret, fight against evil and try to protect Dumbledore.  Strange things are happening at Hogwarts.  Weird characters…spells…attempted spells…thwarted spells…some Hogwarts characters were barely in the movie. Dark…and a little boring.

On the plus side, Hermione has finally discovered conditioner and the red-haired kid doesn’t yell “Hair-ree” in that annoying way anymore.

Film Fan Finding: B-